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But, we'll get to those. The Cabin in the Woods begins with the mundane--a workplace. Sitterson (Richard Jenkins) and Hadley (Bradley Whitford) talking about Hadley's wife and their efforts to have a kid. Then we get our five (those five images above, but not quite). First we meet our "virgin" Dana (Kristen Connolly), dancing in her underwear. Then our "whore" Jules (Anna Hutchison), and there's a big thing about how she has books for the weekend. Then our "athlete" Curt (Chris Hemsworth), who while he can throw a football clearly knows his books. Then our "scholar" Holden (Jesse Williams), who is apparently just an athlete. Finally, our "fool" Marty (Fran Kranz), a stoner who seems particularly comfortable with the idea of a weekend "off the grid." These are the archetypes and we're going to jump right into SPOILER material, because that's the only way to talk about this film. Next, the "harbi...